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Advice From Cosmo

While flipping through the latest issue of Cosmo (don’t ask) I came across some information that could prove to be invaluable for all the magicians out there still trying to get girls with their tricks. Pass this on to everyone you know (or at least post it in the Ellusionist and Penguin forums).

In an interview with actor Taylor Kitsch, they talk about his role as Gambit in the new Wolverine movie and call his ability to throw cards an “awesome party trick.” He responds with “…It would be pretty sad if I were in a bar trying to impress people with a deck of cards. I wouldn’t want to be that guy.”

So let that be a lesson to you. If “Man on Fire” Taylor Kitsch wouldn’t use a deck of cards to impress people, you shouldn’t either.

Do a 3-Fly instead.

Andster

4 Responses to “Advice From Cosmo”

  1. Robert Ruse Says:

    And Cosmo uses the Coloring Book principle so when you flip through it, you only see advertisements.

  2. Andster Says:

    I think Playboy should do that and make it girlfriend friendly. That way when you flip through it one way, all they see is articles by Norman Mailer. Once they leave, you flip the other way and reveal all the pictures of Miss April.

  3. Sarah Says:

    Who is on the cover?

  4. Andster Says:

    Some chick from The Hills, I think. Whitney, or something? I don’t really remember.

    If you’re talking Playboy, it’s Seth Rogan blowing a fan up a Playmate’s skirt.

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